Some interesting(?) studies have been released that prove that people are running out of things to study...

BATTLE OF THE BULGE: One-in-Three British Men Can’t See Their Junk

According to a new survey, one-in-three British men are so fat that they can’t see their penis.  With this in mind, health officials there launched a new program to get guys worried about their health called “The Big Check.”

Guys are being told to stand straight and look down. If they can’t see their junk, they’ve got a problem and should be doing something to lose weight. (MSNBC.com)

MALE DRIVERS MORE LIKELY TO FILE FALSE INSURANCE CLAIMS

A new survey has found that male motorists are more likely to make false claims on their insurance than women. The survey found that 14 percent of men would consider making a fake claim – compared to 10 percent of women. And, when it came to insurance claims for stolen cars, 19 percent of guys would keep the fact that they did not lock their car a secret, with many worried the information would void their claim. (Prudential)

SHOCKER! LIVING NEAR BARS ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO DRINK MORE

According to a new study out of Finland, living near a bar encourages people to drink more.

Researchers actually tracked nearly 55,000 adults for seven years and found that those who moved closer to bars were somewhat more likely to increase their drinking.

For example, when a person moved about half a mile closer to a bar, their odds of becoming a heavy drinker rose 17 percent. And, it didn’t matter if a person moved into a neighborhood – or the bar moved into the neighborhood. Either way, living closer to a bar got people drinking more. (Reuters)